[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":56},["ShallowReactive",2],{"emporium-news-\u002Femporium\u002Fnews\u002Fstaff-picks":3},{"id":4,"title":5,"body":6,"date":47,"description":48,"extension":49,"meta":50,"navigation":51,"path":52,"seo":53,"stem":54,"__hash__":55},"emporiumNews\u002Fnews\u002Fstaff-picks.md","Staff Picks for This Quarter",{"type":7,"value":8,"toc":43},"minimark",[9,13,17,40],[10,11,5],"h1",{"id":12},"staff-picks-for-this-quarter",[14,15,16],"p",{},"Each quarter, the clerk behind the counter selects a handful of favorites. This quarter's picks:",[18,19,20,28,34],"ul",{},[21,22,23,27],"li",{},[24,25,26],"strong",{},"Diet Water"," — all the hydration, none of the heavy hydrogen. The clerk describes it as \"aggressively fine.\"",[21,29,30,33],{},[24,31,32],{},"Elbow Grease"," — for projects you'd rather not actually work on.",[21,35,36,39],{},[24,37,38],{},"Waterproof Towel"," — stays bone dry no matter how wet you are, which the clerk finds \"personally validating.\"",[14,41,42],{},"Staff picks are not guarantees of quality, taste, or physical plausibility. They are simply what was closest to the register when someone asked.",{"title":44,"searchDepth":45,"depth":45,"links":46},"",2,[],"2026-02-28","What the Emporium clerks are personally recommending right now, and why you should be suspicious.","md",{},true,"\u002Fnews\u002Fstaff-picks",{"title":5,"description":48},"news\u002Fstaff-picks","CC65hvVSn7ytbVHOGCFGSEXkdUbWnxTP42F381LEddI",1784149344202]