[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":36},["ShallowReactive",2],{"emporium-news-\u002Femporium\u002Fnews\u002Fout-of-stock-notice":3},{"id":4,"title":5,"body":6,"date":27,"description":28,"extension":29,"meta":30,"navigation":31,"path":32,"seo":33,"stem":34,"__hash__":35},"emporiumNews\u002Fnews\u002Fout-of-stock-notice.md","A Note on Out-of-Stock Items",{"type":7,"value":8,"toc":23},"minimark",[9,13,17,20],[10,11,5],"h1",{"id":12},"a-note-on-out-of-stock-items",[14,15,16],"p",{},"Occasionally an item on the shelf will read \"out of stock.\" Customers ask what this means for a store that specializes in the impossible.",[14,18,19],{},"It means exactly what it says: we do not have it right now. The Organic Password Generator is between harvests. The Bluetooth-pick is awaiting a firmware signal from a tooth that has gone quiet. The Air Guitar Strings are, per their own description, guaranteed never to exist — so \"out of stock\" may in fact be their most honest state yet.",[14,21,22],{},"Out-of-stock items will return when they return. Asking us when is a bit like asking the fluid when it will stop blinking.",{"title":24,"searchDepth":25,"depth":25,"links":26},"",2,[],"2026-01-22","What it means when Emporium says a paradoxical good is out of stock.","md",{},true,"\u002Fnews\u002Fout-of-stock-notice",{"title":5,"description":28},"news\u002Fout-of-stock-notice","4nV6SUsdngMVFaXy7Lwkvc2FAr5R9ebqIPjegOUnzl4",1784149344224]